NUMPTY

A person over 50 years of age, who is bad tempered, always wears a cap, sounds like a sheep and is a yard manager in Wilsons Auctions in Portadown.

Wenty you numpty bitch

by Jason Potts December 23, 2003

numpty

Female drver

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

numpty

Something large, obvious and outdated, designed for idiots to use

The numpty buttons on the screen make the application simple to use and easy to navigate

by The Doc July 15, 2003

numpty

a man who is the eqivalent to a blonde or bimbo

The villiage idiot

'shit that cop has just caught that guy with crack'

'Wat a Numpty'

by LuciB June 05, 2007

numpty

A twat from Corby

a right Numpt

by Grog November 03, 2003

Numpty

A "Numpty" is an individual who lacks common sense and is often seen doing idiotic acts which usually results in embarrassing themselves. A "Numpty" also lacks the capability to lie as they do not have the sufficient knowledge to conjure up a lie in the first place

John is such a numpty he couldn't even lie to get himself out of trouble.

Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!

by SpudFace69 May 07, 2017

numpty

A term of endearment used by members of an IT team in an electricity company used to describe their now ex-boss.

What's Numpty on about now?

by MILLA03 aka Stuart Millard May 29, 2003