Notch on the Cuddle Belt

The female version of a man putting another notch on his belt/bed post. The female version means the couple spent the night together but no sex was involved, only intimate pillow talk and/or sharing of feelings. You do NOT want to be this guy. (also see "cuddle bitch")(a girl is to a "dirty slut" as a guy is to a "cuddle bitch")

Bitch 1: "Lauren you slut! I can't believe you let him plug you that easily! Make him work for it next time for fuck sake!"

Bitch 2: "Haha, oh it's okay. We did absolutley NOTHING but talk all night about marriage, gossip, and the new Twilight movie all night long."

Bitch 1: "Oh... I see, well atta girl! That's another notch on the cuddle belt."

by gridironstar October 19, 2010

notch the creator

He's the thiccest god in the west. He will bang you with his very very very very big and sechsy cock. He is soooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo hot

Notch the creator is thicc

by Notch the creator July 6, 2017

notch it up

Someone that squanders an opportunity with lackluster performance. Someone that thinks they're making something better when actually they're screwing more things up than they add/fix. Someone that focuses on fixing or implementing trivial things when there's more important things to work on. Origin: Notch, the creator of Minecraft, started as a no-name, indie game developer. His game, Minecraft, suddenly got a lot of attention, which made him millions of dollars. To reward his loyal fan-base, he focused on squandering his opportunity of success by taking lots of vacations and adding lame features to his game while major bugs still existed. Each time he added a new feature, something else would break. In deluding himself that lightning strikes twice in the same place, he let his main, profit-making brainchild linger while he formed a game company that focused on puppy-milling out other games that nobody cares about.

That guy in IT keeps adding more and more crap to the computers around here, and now they're running slower than ever. Just the other day, he got to choose the new anti-virus software for the whole company, and he totally picked the crappiest, buggiest, lamest one which is bringing everyone's computer to its knees. Carla was having issues with a program not loading, and by the time he was done with it, her computer crashes every 5 minutes now. But, hey, he installed a new Windows start sound to make it sound like the theme from Star Trek. He seems oblivious to what folks need around here, and keeps screwing everything up. He sure knows how to notch it up.

by yabbycabby December 15, 2011

Notch out

1. to sell your company for ridiculous amount of money to some other bigger company

1. You can 'notch out' just like the creator of Minecraft.

2. He’s decided that he doesn’t want the responsibility of owning a company of such global significance so he notched out.

by deznej September 16, 2014

Notch Break

Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.

Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.

by Trending new Words October 7, 2016

notch apple

Minecraft term used to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The term describes the item's overpowering nature.

Time to see how much of these notch apples he has in his chest.

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

Notch’s Law

A law that states the main public figure associated with a game will always be given credit for all of its features, regardless if they did any of the work towards creating it.

“Notch is such a better dev than Jeb, he added way more content”

“Jeb was responsible for a lot of the unique content in the game, even before Notch sold the game. This is a case of Notch’s Law”

by BallLicker9000 March 22, 2026