Norwegian Culture

A perfectly valid excuse for punching someones testicles.

Dude1: dude, why did you just punch me in the nuts?*
Dude2: dude, sorry. Its just norwegian culture man.

"hey man, guess what! NORWEGIAN CULTURE!"
*POW*

by femalenorway January 10, 2010

Norwegian Sledgehammer

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more

"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"

by A Pimp Named Puff Puff September 22, 2008

Norwegian reboot

A Norwegian reboot is what you have to do when your computer freezes up to a non-negationable point, i.e. turn the power of or simply ripping out the cord, fairly common on most PC's.

"Damn, my Windows (insert Windows version of choice here) froze again"
"Well, you might just have do the Norwegian reboot. Again."

by Hunter_S_Stompson May 18, 2014

norwegian swagger

Particular style originated by actor Evan Ross (aka LaMike). Derived from his deep norwegian heritage from his father. Consists of delicately smooth skin, strong jaw line, wearing of smedium sized clothing, creative use of scarves and preserving overall sexiness.

James wore some smedium sized Seven jeans and arabian knights scarf, which exudes norwegian swagger.

by michael, michael, motorcycle. November 21, 2007

Norwegian Sailor

Similar to your standard Tequila Shot--licking the salt, shooting the Tequila, chasing w/a lime.

However, with a Norwegian Sailor, you sniff the salt, shoot the Tequila, then squeeze the lime in your eye. It is recommended the subject attempting a Norwegian Sailor be at least 6 drinks down.

Did you see that guy at the bar rock that Norwegian Sailor? That was fuckin' legit!!

by Brett Jordan VanLee May 2, 2008

norwegian shipwreck

A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass

after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.

by Invisidude November 26, 2010

Norwegian seesaw

2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal. Gently rock back and forth until done.

Circumcised man: Hey buddy...you wanna try the Norwegian Seesaw?
Uncircumcised man: What’s that?

by Supeshortys August 2, 2018