a noomer is a old executive of a news station that thinks they are catering to teens, when the only people that watch the news are middle aged men and women.
“bro did you see the section about memes on NBC? they said they provoke racist and unruly behavior”
“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”
“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”
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Get the nome sang? mug.A philosophical society based in Northern California. Founded by Henry Cockerman, known within the group as the “Father of Tour Nome”. Represented by a symbol consisting of a question mark, an exclamation mark and a period.
Some guy: What does it take for me to become a member of Tour Nome?
Cool Guy: More then you can handle, unfortunately...
Cool Guy: More then you can handle, unfortunately...
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Get the nomework mug.A half hard, half soft boner. Usually brought on by too much alcohol/drugs. Can be counteracted with half to a full 80 mg. tab of Viagra, depending on how much alcohol/drugs you have consumed.
Dude 1: Hey man that chick totally wants you, are you gonna take her home?
Dude 2: Don't think so man, all i could give her is a nermel.
Dude 2: Don't think so man, all i could give her is a nermel.
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