Nocturnal

When you're playing Black Ops and your shooting someone, and a guy on your team is behind you and steals your kill.

Yo, i was shooting this dude, and this douche behind nocturnaled my kill.

by battman811 January 7, 2011

Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

Nocturnal Emission

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

nocturnal visitation

When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.

After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.

by Lee v1.0 August 31, 2005

nocturnal

the act of attaining pleasure through inserting a full fist into ones rectum

Tom claimed he stayed up all night doing his english coursework, but i'm sure he's nocturnal

by adka November 13, 2004

Nocturnal Sponge

A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.

Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.

It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...

by Oh so fine December 2, 2010

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018