Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)

1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!

by hanquilius Davis September 11, 2018

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Nocturnal People

Male's and Female's comfortable with night time hour's based on sensitivity to ultra violet light because of neurological natural enhanced nerves for night time. An nocturnal human species.

Nocturnal People come out at night, given the choice to like thousands of year's ago.

by SunArt July 30, 2019

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nocturnal knights

The Nocturnal Knights is an Esports Team
Based in USA/Canada.

Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG

Im the Leader of Nocturnal Knights

by Dalkota March 13, 2020

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Shade Nocturne

A grumpy dragon YouTuber, that likes ranting (reviewing) mostly bad but sometimes decent movies

Have you heard of Shade Nocturne?

by RacketyKnight November 01, 2019

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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 05, 2018

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