Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)

1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!

by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018

Nocturnal Nico

The act of masturbating while crying when your partner refuses to have sex with you in the middle of the night, then cumming on her butt cheeks. The act if commonly followed by throwing a towel at her and saying “clean yourself up you disgust me”.

Man, i had such a rough week at GP, last night I had to do the nocturnal Nico”

by GP69a October 11, 2025

nocturnal gypsy

Any Eastern European who sleeps at his desk during the work day followed up with texts and non stop emails after hours

Adont is a nocturnal gypsy

by Cepic69 June 13, 2023

nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.

My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.

by MutantStrike December 9, 2008

nocturnal knights

The Nocturnal Knights is an Esports Team
Based in USA/Canada.

Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG

Im the Leader of Nocturnal Knights

by Dalkota March 13, 2020

Shade Nocturne

A grumpy dragon YouTuber, that likes ranting (reviewing) mostly bad but sometimes decent movies

Have you heard of Shade Nocturne?

by RacketyKnight October 31, 2019

nocturnal isolation

nocturnal isolation is an example of subconscious suggestion and mind control, meaning you can't go out at night, but it's also brain washing by it's pronunciation.

nocturnal isolation is inforced in many countries. It's an astral attack. Dirty minds think in time!

by Bryn Benn March 28, 2020