Ninja Knocking

A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.

The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.

Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool

by joejoebuffalo October 7, 2009

Ninjabater

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions

A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work

by Turrry June 19, 2009

Ninja pic

A photo taken of someone interesting, without the photographed knowing it and shared with friends. This is done by acting like you are trying to read something on your phone or taking a photo of a friend (accomplice) standing near them.

I snapped a Ninja pic of the lady with her skirt tucked into her tights and sent it to him.

by Fitchic June 30, 2019

Nincompeepeepoopoo

A really op insult

Can beat any insult

Also a compliment for people with people with good bowels

You’re an idiot
And you’re a nincompeepeepoopoo
*instantly dies*

by iislkdl__wwoe January 12, 2022

puking ninja

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves

Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.

by TC September 26, 2003

Fridge Ninja

A Coworker who repeatedly filtches other peoples food from the office refridgerator

Dude, your pizza was totally taken by fridge ninjas.

by Dementedreindeer January 16, 2009

Reluctant Ninja

Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.

Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!

Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!

by sensei_RN May 14, 2009