puppet necking

The act of a male putting a puppet on his hand and masturbating with it

Instead of being a basic bitch, you should try puppet necking.

by Choking_muther-69 May 5, 2017

nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.

Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!

by Dave February 3, 2004

Necking

1. An old-fashioned word meaning to make out with someone, generally not heavily.

2. The practice of greedily eating or drinking something, i.e. "getting it down your neck"

"Me sister drank too much beer at the party and ended up dancing on the table."

"LOL the slapper! How much beer DID she drink, then?"

"Must have had near fifteen. She was necking em like a sailor!!"

by GodSaveTheCream September 5, 2011

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006

chicken necking

The process by which you tie a raw chicken neck to a string in order to lure a crab to bite it. (P.S. chicken necks float so you might want to weight it down.)

We went chicken necking for crabs along the shore line.

by Patti Lisa September 11, 2007

Nesting

The phenomenon involves two people. One person has an enema. Then, a pvc tube is place in the anus of each participant. A tube with a thinner wall is ideal. The participant who has not had the enema poops through the tube so their poop enters the other participant’s anus. Now, participant #2 keeps the dookie from the other participant in his rectum, sometimes for days. This is known as nesting. Or “nesting” someone’s poopy.

I feel such a strong connection to my lover while I’m nesting his dookie.

by Pseudo Poopy October 27, 2020

man necking

Term created on a shoping journey to Tescos in a Mazda between 3 men, one sepetmeber evening.

Describes hetro man who is into men, in a non-gay way.

Kris is into man necking.

by opener September 7, 2006