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negligenius

The fine line between negligence and genius.

Used primarily to describe feats of engineering or maintenence. Most often seen in cash poor, resource rich environments - developing nations being the prime example.
Our upstairs neighbour asked the landlord to replace her mouldy, disintegrating shower curtain one day while she was out. When she came home, she found a brand spanking new shower curtain hanging up, but this one was a good 20 cm too short to actually curtain the shower.

She mentioned this small, but fairly important, problem to the landlord and the next day she came home to find not a new, longer shower curtain, nor a strip of plastic stapled onto the bottom of the old one.

Instead, the shower rail had been wrenched out of its fittings and reaffixed into some holes that had been whacked into the tiles 20 centimetres lower down the wall.

Her bathroom now looked like a construction site, but she had a functional shower. That, my friends, is negligenius.
by datakid October 17, 2011
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negligeeable

When two options are roughly equally beneficial. A play on the word negligible withe the use of negligee.
Having sex with a woman who starts out in a skirt is almost equally as good with a woman starting in a negligee. It's negligeeable. A win-win.
by HugeJeans March 5, 2012
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Negligay

Nightwear for a drag queen
That drag queens Victoria's secret is telling on her because of that horrible negligay she's wearing at the pajama party
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Negligent Friendacide

The term used when a friend has been extremely busy that they haven't been able to communicate regularly with their friends.
Ashley: Hey Brittany, have you heard from Nick lately?

Brittany: He's always at work. He's totally committing negligent friendacide.
by Slikniky September 7, 2013
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neglorant

To be negligent and ignorant at the same time.
My manager forced me to perform diagnostic procedures on patients while the imaging camera was working intermittently. He was acting neglorant.
by Funflasher77 September 6, 2014
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Negligions

How you feel about someone before you have feelings for them.
Before you are ready to have feelings for someone
Emily: You totally like them!
Jill: No way! Maybe I have negligions.. but nothing is happening!
by aosl May 20, 2018
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Neglish

Bruh, she got cunty with my because my neglish ain’t on point
by Jade_rose June 2, 2018
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