Newton is the surname of a group of charming individuals originating from " le Terre Haute" or " the highlands" of the Midwestern United States. This group consists mostly of civic minded, high functioning aristocrats with a love for pudding based desserts and communal pancake breakfasts. Physical features include; strong jawline, determined chin, special emphasis on straight white teeth and large foreheads. Common hangouts include; chili cook offs, college campuses, dunking booths, school fundraisers, Baesler's Market, the local 841, white elephant Christmas parties, the dessert table and funeral homes.
"Will there be any Newtons at this party?"
"Probably, keep an eye out for people with large foreheads and white teeth hovering around the Mormon funeral potato casserole."
"Probably, keep an eye out for people with large foreheads and white teeth hovering around the Mormon funeral potato casserole."
by K.g. Enn July 7, 2017
Get the Newton mug.A common late game tactic used by necron players to launch all out offensives in Dawn of war soulstorm.
A necron Lord teleports into your base and transforms into a deceiver to summon a fake monolith. The monolith can then be used to teleport the entire necron infantry force into your base.
Oftentimes the entire army will be flayed ones to spawn camp, or immortals to destroy buildings and vehicles quickly.
The tactic is hard to counter, unless you can attack the enemy base as soon as the necrons teleport, or shred the necron army early and fast. The former is better, as a necron Lord may have resurrection orb to raise his entire army back in your base while you recover from the first fight.
A necron Lord teleports into your base and transforms into a deceiver to summon a fake monolith. The monolith can then be used to teleport the entire necron infantry force into your base.
Oftentimes the entire army will be flayed ones to spawn camp, or immortals to destroy buildings and vehicles quickly.
The tactic is hard to counter, unless you can attack the enemy base as soon as the necrons teleport, or shred the necron army early and fast. The former is better, as a necron Lord may have resurrection orb to raise his entire army back in your base while you recover from the first fight.
Was at t4 doin pretty well till I got the backdoor necrons experience. Now I'm housed and short a hq, so I'm calling it goes.
by Chairdolf Sitler June 18, 2018
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The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.
Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.
by Iaasic the conquer September 29, 2019
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by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011
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1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight
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Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight
-Endorsed by:
Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack
Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...
by Chris lambie April 27, 2006
Get the Newtons Laws mug.A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.
A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.
by amdotaku January 30, 2005
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