by Rotten March 26, 2015
hands down the most amazing guy you will ever meet. not only is he super athletic and strong, but he's also super sweet and caring towards those he cares about. he's the HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH! no other guy will ever come close to him. he sets the bar for the perfect boyfriend that all girls should strive to look for. if you are ever lucky enough to encounter him, never let him out of your life. watch out though, if u get him mad enough he will have a "hayden snap" moment!!!
by goofbobo4 November 06, 2018
by SIRyeet July 12, 2019
The most intelligent, best looking, funniest person on the face of the planet...everything the average human is not. Bad ass kid who plays his cards straight.
by The Sneally September 16, 2012
When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.
Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."
Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."
by Tyler March 18, 2005
A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
by Yourassisgrass December 22, 2008