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Almost to Narnia

The act of being homosexual to such a high degree that were the closet metaphor reality, you would have by this point almost have reached narnia due to how far you are in the closet.
Bill: Heyyyyy, look at the ass on that dude.
Bob: Seriously bro, keep going, you're almost to Narnia.
by narya August 13, 2011
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Off to Narnia

When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.
Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.
by bonelesspizza December 13, 2016
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Narnia Deep

When a person is so far in the closet about being gay that they don't even realize it themselves. As though they are living in an alternate universe.

Also see Narnian
So Scott has been dating Sarah for 4 years now and they have only had sex twice and he only seems to only get turned on around other guys? Wow, he's Narnia Deep.
by Duir1981 June 28, 2011
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Narnia Sex

Larry Craig's so far in the closet, he always has Narnia sex when he's at home.
by thenightninja October 20, 2010
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gay narnia

the communal closet for many gay people.
Ive just been on a rescue mission to gay narnia, trying to get them to come out is a bloody nightmare
by ChillyTweetz October 22, 2017
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bunning in Narnia

The act of smoking a joint in the trees of Whistler, BC.
"Ay bro whats good?!"
"Just got back from bunning in Narnia!!"
"Let's head to the trees and bun some more!"
by strinky August 2, 2009
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Narnia Asshole

I did her in the butt last night...that asshole was like a magical Narnia Asshole!
by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010
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