Nard 

A slang term for a poo used in Australia

A shortened version of the name Nadia

I went to the bathroom and someone left a huge Nard in there

Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"

Nard by AussieSlangerMango March 28, 2023

Nard 

An individual who is a male testicle. A male pejorative, akin to being a prick, or dick.

That dude is a real nard. What a f***king nard. Can you believe that nard?

Nard by Bridgebay April 15, 2023

Nard 

A verbal reaction to something distressing or unpleasing. Often used similarly to how one would use "Nahhhhhh" in a sentence.

With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"

Dude 1: Dude I got a 46 on my fucking biology test, I'm cooked!
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.

Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.

Dude 2: Oh nard.

Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.

Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??

Nard by Hecking Degenerate February 15, 2024

nard

another term for "corny" or "cornball"

This is nard behavior from those people

nard by KingKickoff123456467 April 15, 2026

Nard Dog

Commonly used as a nick name for Andy Bernard in the popular hit series "The Office" Andy Bernard is played by actor Ed Helms.

Nard Dawg; Nard Dog

(NAHR) (DOG)

Andy Bernard: "Does the Nard Dog want Nard Pups? Yeah, I want a big ole litter of Nard Pups, all jumpin' around, suckin' on the TEET. Put em' in a box give em' to my neighbors...Yeah I want kids.."

Nard Dog by stevetheg December 27, 2011

Nard is Wayne

To embody the athletic talents of Bernard King. Usually the phrase is uttered by fans in a drunken state of excitement.

"NARD is Wayne and he is now chariiel CHACE or CHASE!

Nard is Wayne by Ned - December 14, 2008

Nard Bags

When one must say all with nothing but this cruel box.

Eli: Have you ever supposed the role of our perception in determining the objective truth. That is the transmigration of knowing in one instance to not knowing in another.

BoothMane: Nard Bags!

Nard Bags by shift_fucker February 9, 2019