nanny pimp

a person who solicits customers for a nanny, usually in return for a share of the nanny's earnings; i.e. nanny referral services.

Stressed out wife: I can't find a sitter for tonight. We may have to cancel our plans...
Husband: Well, we can always call a nanny pimp. They can hook us up with a sitter...For a price.

by thenannypimp December 2, 2010

bitch-nanny

wifey, girlfriend

Carrie is my bitch-nanny.

by toastandeggs September 29, 2010

nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.

Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017

nanny kingdom

New Zealand, a country where citizens are treated as if they were in a giant kindergarten. Overly cautious approach to basic human rights.

Government: There’s one Covid case, we need lock down the entire city and prevent our citizens from returning home aboard
- that’s what nanny kingdoms do

by kiwirama October 22, 2023

granny nanny

One who has the care of an elderly family member.

A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.

by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008

nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).

Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."

by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015

Dooky-Nanny

Defication On your nanny or baby sitter out of sexual dezire

My Dooky-Nanny likes it dirty and smelly

by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021