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mystic messenger zen

a anime character from a game called mystic messenger. A handsome actor who you can fall in love with. Has white hair and red eyes because his albino, 5'11 with poreclain flawless skin and is arrogant as hell about his god given looks. Hates jumin aka trust fund kid and will be deeply in love with MC during all routes of the game.
did you play casual route mystic messenger zen?
Mystic messenger zen is such a charming flirt.
I swear who is more arrogant about their look than mystic messenger zen.
mystic messenger zen said he wanks to Mc!
by shyshyshy 0-0 May 24, 2017
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Mystic Taco

A magical vagina that pops out 2,000 babies per second.
Ever hooker I've meet had a Mystic Taco
by Mystical Guru July 4, 2010
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Mystical twatasaurous

"goddamn i had a dream last night about that mystical twatasaurous..."
by golden shaft July 29, 2009
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Mysycophant

Someone who is a huge sycophant (suck up) via myspace, usually through comments or picture comments.
(on a photo) Wow omg that photo of you is soo good! I wish i could take good photos like you :(

(on a status) hahahaha you always have such funny things to say!!

Looks like you have/are a mysycophant
by 27!!! August 21, 2009
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Mystical Game

Mystical Game are types of games played by mystical gamers. They contain mystical characters with their mystical powers in a mystical land and they are controlled by mystical gamers who often spend multiple hours playing the game.These mystical games often last for 30 mins or more.
Krystin: David, you have been playing that mystical game the entire Saturday. Get off it

David: I have not been playing this mystical game the whole day...
by ShieldOfDeadman September 25, 2013
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mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.
Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."
by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016
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Mystic Messenger Addiction

A Mystic Messenger Addiction happens when you start to notice, that you are addicted to the onlinegame Mystic Messenger.
This can happen really quick, so you need to be careful
"Oh I already played three routes but I still don't want to stop..."

Could it be that you have a Mystic Messenger Addiction?
by Pumchön April 28, 2019
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