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Suck my Nuts

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"Suck my Nuts" was the awesome last words from Abraham Ford after Negan hit him across the head once with his Baseball Bat (Lucille) with blood pouring down his face, then Negan beat him to death after hitting him a shitload of times. We're all gonna miss his random one liners.
Abraham > Glenn.
by The Metal King October 24, 2016
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bust my nuts

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wanting to release semen that's building up inside your nuts
I haven't get laid in a long time, I want to bust my nuts.
by JohnWriter September 17, 2013
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Blow my nuts out

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The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.
Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?

Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
by TV CAR March 19, 2010
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Swingin from my nuts

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To have power on something or be the manager of something.
-I got your life swingin from my nuts

-Now I got the world swingin from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
(from damn it feels good to be a gangsta of geto boys)
by Edo90 October 20, 2008
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Get Off My Nuts

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p1: hey u give me your cheeseburger
p2: Yo Get Off My Nuts
by DOKUKIRI November 24, 2010
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Wants my nuts

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1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.

2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.

3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.
1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."

1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"

2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."

Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"

3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"
by Ruffgirl September 26, 2009
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to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo
real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy
by beating meat nuting off November 9, 2009
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