Thigh Muffs

Eating Pussy

Timmy had on a pair of thigh muffs.

by Timmy January 16, 2003

Muffy

"muffy" (or muffin top familiaris) as named by Sir Paul James on his recent trip to the anglo americas - A "muffy" is a woman of anglo persuasion who is clearly rotund and known for her "muffin top" accenting her already curvaceous body shape.
For those who enjoy a woman with a proper "muffin top" it is a delight to locate a genuine "MUFFY" in cosmopolitan areas as they are known to normally isolate themselves to their area of origin (Connecticut).

Hey, Tom I noticed your taste for Rubenesque women wearing J-brand jeans 2 sizes too small. I located a genuine Muffy (top and all) over at Norwood. I'm sure you will be busy sinking your teeth into that for days.

by masherdashersplasher02 November 5, 2010

Tone muffs

A synonym for headphones.

Kids today... always listening to their rap music with their tone muffs strapped to their faces!

by Binky2008 July 2, 2007

muffy

An act of cunnilingus. (Cunt-licking)

"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffy, darling!"

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

muffstache

a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.

nice muffstache juli!

by jackin kevackie November 3, 2008

Muffy

A term used by males to describe a girl who is ugly yet many other males still continue to have sex with her

Guy 1: Guess who I just banged?

Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?

Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany

Guy 2: That muffy chick?..... I'd bang her too.

by Th3lawmak3r76 October 4, 2012

muffosaur

(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".

Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
Otter: Tiiiiiiiiits!

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008