Muff Cabbage

A term used to describe a fat woman who acts in whorish nature.

I was surprised when i found Taylor's mom to be a giant piece of muff cabbage.

by Champers Scampers October 17, 2010

Muff cabbage

It's A Jersey Thing...

Thanks To Southpark! This Will Get Many Definitions

Muff cabbage, not sure its a jersey thing

by Ninjaeeee October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage- another word for a womens private parts. aka their vertical smile aka their snatch aka. vigina

this was used in south parks jersey shore episode

your garbage, your a muff cabbage or you smell like a muff cabbage

by crazyace October 16, 2010

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 11, 2022

pickled muff cabbage

A Vagina that has been pissed in so it becomes pickled(like a cucumber in viniger)

Dude her pussy stank so bad i pissed at it and made some pickled muff cabbage for the next guy.

by QBR October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A person who is so dumb/toolish/homosexual you can find no other word to describe them.

Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage

Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word

by jivestturkey August 24, 2011