Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

"You got cabbage in yo muff, muff cabbage!" - Kyle in South Park

Muff Cabbage by V The Situation October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Muff Cabbage, N - Gnarly foliage of a woman's vagina.

You are fucking Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage by duckwilly October 17, 2010

muff cabbage 

it is a small penisesk growth protruding from a woman's vagina.

you have cabbage in your muff

muff cabbage by Damien Cockburn October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

A person or a thing that is completely horrible in what it is doing.

YO Anton that rap is Muff Cabbage.

Muff Cabbage by Dr.OrangeCola March 3, 2011

Muff Cabbage 

A person who is so dumb/toolish/homosexual you can find no other word to describe them.

Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage

Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word

Muff Cabbage by jivestturkey August 25, 2011

Muff cabbage 

Money set aside for prostitutes

I have an envelop In my room where I keep muff cabbage

Muff cabbage by The big ideaR October 7, 2011

muff cabbage 

1. It's a Jersey thing...

2. Vagina

Snooki poxy piece of muff cabbage

muff cabbage by leopold stoch October 21, 2010