MySpace Addict

A MySpace addict is A person who is on MySpace 24/7 and is always finding new and cool MySpace layouts. Usually has a custom MySpace that looks more like a website. May have allot of friends and custom pictures of themselves.

Jennifer: (calling Josh)What are you doing?
Josh: I'm on MySpace
Jennifer: again!? Your always on!
Josh: Because I have nothing better to do.
Jennifer: Dude your A Myspace Addict

by DjJennyfe July 11, 2007

Myspace Loser

People that have nothing better to do than write, talk and lie about themselves. The online epitome of selfishness. The domain of self-absorbed simpletons and expression of what is wrong with American youth - me me me look at me.

I have a myspace page look at it I'm a myspace loser!

by p!atd moron September 4, 2006

myspace masturbatory aid

A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.

You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.

Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.

Porn just won't do it for me anymore, I need Myspace Masturbatory Aid.

by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

Myspace Weasel

Someone who sets up a blank phantom page that grants them entry into other peoples MySpace for the sole purpose of being nosey and gleaning peoples personal information without contributing anything back.

1. "How the hell did Kristin find out about last weekend?"
2. "Oh, she's a Myspace Weasel, she probably finger fucked your page for anything useful.

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

myspace squatter

someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.

He is such a creepy myspace squatter with nothing else to do.

by rabbit317 December 9, 2008

Myspace Party

Thinking your so cool to be having a party at the weekend that you foolishly post a bulletin on Myspace stating anyone can come. The actual party then gets crashed by thousands of random people and your house gets trashed.

"omg the house is ruined! who turned up last night?"

"i don't know, its not my fault it turned into a Myspace Party!"

by TonyX December 18, 2008

MySpace courtesy

when receiving a picture comment, you feel the need to comment a picture of the person who commented yours

"He commented 5 of my pictures, its MySpace courtesy to comment 5 of his pictures."

by imthebest0518 July 31, 2009