Lebanon Missouri

A Mid-sized town in the heart of Missouri.
Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.

I live in Lebanon Missouri...No not the country.

by Towns person March 26, 2009

Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.

Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

moscow

amazing city
in its uprising developmental stage
in Russia
with relentless culture
party atmosphere
and beauty
(if you know where to look)
and new potential
b.c Russians
are hard ass determined !

(He was flying in to Moscow on business)

by maria mouk May 1, 2005

moscow metro

The backbone of transport in the big Russian capital of Moscow. It is notable worldwide for it's socialist architecture and art. The second most used metro/tube/subway system in the world behind the one in Tokyo. Also one of the only metro systems in the world that does not offer an audible door closing warning other than a voice.

The Moscow Metro needs a door signal other than a voice.

by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009

molson mudslides

Molson a brand of beer in Canada also the largest brewer there. Molson Mudslides are when you go out for a cheap drunk and drink draught beer all night, causing you to feel like shit the next day. You go to the washroom sit on the toilet and shotgun the toilet bowl with diarrhea. Thus the Molson Mudslides.

Brandon was broke cause he was inbetween pay days so he drank Molson draught all night long. When he woke up he ran to the toilet and let loose with the Molson Mudslides. We thought he was taking a piss but it was the shits he got from all the cheap beer he had.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 22, 2006

Moscow Hand Warmer

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

Springfield Missouri

1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world

OR

2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world

1

Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"

2
Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"

by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010