Moretard

Combo of moron and retard, as in, so freaking stupid that you can't use four syllables to combine the two ideas when two will do.

The kid who set the Socal fire "on accident" is a moretard.

by Fuzz Daddy November 20, 2007

Moreitz

to over think something to disastrous results, usually in a sexual situation.

Brad: Dude Moira came over tonight!

Simon: Did you hook up with her?

Brad: No I Moreitz'd everywhere, I kept over thinking it and then she was gone.

Simon: Sucks to suck.

by mr.gOofield November 9, 2012

Colonel Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.

"I hate Colonel Moretti."

by SinStar4 March 24, 2012

fab moretti

Well, he may be a nice guy, but he's one hell of a boring drummer.

"Hey man you really need to get a new drumbeat down. Your'e pulling a bit of a Fab."

by timmy January 21, 2005

Moritz

a big ol GERMAN CUNT who likes to lick vomit of people's boobies

A: GOD IS THAT MORITZ?
B:YEAH, YOU CAN TELL HIM APART B WHAT HE'S DOING

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Moritz Freyaldenhoven

Basically the sexiest man alive not only in this universe, he is the hottest and most attractive person who has ever lived, in any universe. He is also super smart and the best in everything he does. And he is not a geier. Don't be a Geier. #HelalPahl

Oh my god. There is Moritz Freyaldenhoven. I die because of his beautiful face.

by MoritzFrey June 26, 2017