bad moot hygiene

The cause of your previously rock hard schlong shriveling into nothing. When a woman's vagina stinks so bad you now suffer from PTSD and are afraid of being with any woman ever again.

Teddy: Mayne, my rock hard schlong just turned into a dead fish.

JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?

Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.

by straightXed July 15, 2014

kaito momota

himbo

Person 1: who is kaito momota

Person 2: himbo

by mental illness April 2, 2021

Box moot

When the moot is so fat, the vag is outlined by the light blue calvin klein undies, creating a box shape. Though previously hidden very well, was exposed when a certain northmead individual wore stolen undies on a byron bay holiday. One can describe the box moot as chunky, thick, juicy and plump, taking the shape of a box.

“Wow Saarah that’s a lovely box moot”
“Saarah that box moot was something else” Aidis

by Pablo Miguel Farreli December 20, 2022

monotonize

v. To make monotonous.

Adults can monotonize any activity.

by Dave Scarpetti April 27, 2005

molotov cocktease

A ridiculously hot chick who'll never give it up, (at least to you!) She's explosively sexy, but completely unattainable.

Me: That chick in that short dress is amazing!

Fish: Yeah, she's pretty much a molotov cocktease...

by Teddy_KGB December 24, 2007

molotov

a shortened name for a molotov cocktail.

if you throw a molotov into a car, it'll burn.

by EG17 January 12, 2004

Molotov Cock-hole

A word made up by some twat who wanted to get a slot on Urban Dictionary, and if you asked anyone what one actually was, they'd just give you a funny look.

"I need a word to put on UrbanDictionary... let's see.... fire... Molotov cocktail.... Cock.... MOLOTOV COCK-HOLE!"

by The Antitroll August 22, 2011