by Squeaks from CBA January 03, 2011
Have your bed facing a door opening while a girl is giving you a blow job. Then when your buddy opens the door with out her knowing to take a picture you give her moose antlers right before the picture is taken.
by DriveBySpanking September 05, 2006
A word used to describe anything, everything and nothing. Can be used as an insult, complement or a feeling you can't describe.
by BibliophileDrarry April 20, 2018
Two friends sometimes meet up to moose and watch a movie.
Dude you're too uptight you need to moose!
Dude you're too uptight you need to moose!
by Bee Futon September 01, 2020
by Alex Hooopes September 11, 2012
A college roommate. An easily scared, highly humorous, wide shouldered creature who enjoys kicking grass and splashing through puddles during the rainy season. Not always graceful, but hanging out always makes for a good time. This animal is highly sensitive to changes in it's environment, such as placing an ottoman in it's den. Take caution around this moose during periods of high stress, such as inclement weather, finals or food shortages, as it tends to be easily agitated during these times. Treat a moose well, and it will be a loyal friend for the rest of your lives.
Allison: I'd like to introduce you to my moose, Kelsey.
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!
by Symphony210812 March 01, 2012
Your friend: "Look at that guy on tv"
You: "What about him?"
Him: Look at his dick imprint. Now that is a moose."
You:"Damn"
You: "What about him?"
Him: Look at his dick imprint. Now that is a moose."
You:"Damn"
by AllieA69 December 04, 2016