She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.
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Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.
I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
Get the therapy monkey mug.1. Getting mad enough that you throw your own feces at a person or thing. 2. Mad enough to go crazy and wail one's arms about, like an angry monkey. This usually involves throwing shit at something.
"Did you see the outdoor concert last weekend? It got pretty gross."
"Yeah, some crazy motherfuckers were going full monkey and threw their shit at the stage."
"Yeah, some crazy motherfuckers were going full monkey and threw their shit at the stage."
by Six_gun_samurai November 2, 2011
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Get the Return to monke mug.After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
Get the Monkey Chuffer mug.A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.
Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010
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