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pussy monger

One who craves nothing but pussy
That chick is such a pussy monger! Sweet!
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Shit Monger

someone who enjoys "mongering" shit. They enjoy hoarding it and/or eatting the shit.

A Diss
the act of calling someone a shit monger.
ex 1.Dude look how dirty that guy is. you can tell all he does is like to monger shit.

ex2. guy1- your mom has a dirty gunt
guy2- fuck you your such a dirty shit monger.
by Shitties May 3, 2009
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Shit Monger

Someone who enjoys creating shit (problems). Someone who enjoys creating trouble for other people. Someone who enjoys watching other people fight.
Jesse told me you said I was a liar.
Don't listen to him, he's a shit monger.
by Kconnor56 July 11, 2010
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Telford Monner

Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.

He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
Exaple 1:

Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?

Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner

Example 2:

" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011
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Monterey

A place where you're sick if you're Italian or Sicilian and rock all stars/world series gear from five years ago. It is common to think you are "legit" if you smoke weed and/or drink profusely. In addition, everyone has hooked up with everyone, and aids is an epidemic. To top it off, allllll of the white kids listen to 2pac, Mac Dre, and Andre Nickatina as they drive around in their daddy's car.
Let's go to Monterey! Where the girls are easy and the weed is dank but there's nothing fun to do besides hit on people at the mall or walk on the wharf!
by Siq wit it June 28, 2008
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Monfer

The portmanteau that shippers of Glee actors Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith use as a name for the couple. Although they haven't been confirmed as a couple as of yet, there is quite a bit of evidence that heavily points towards it potentially being true (ie, the fact that they spend an inordinate amount of time together or near each other, their seemingly more-than-just-friendly interactions, and the touchy-feely nature of their relationship, seen in numerous photographs and gifs), and many believe that they are already a couple, and have been for quite some time. Name originates from the amalgamation of both their last names - 'Mon' from Monteith, "Fer" from Colfer.
Cory Monteith and Chris Colfer are just too cute together. I am a total Monfer shipper!

Person 1: Guess what? Another Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith interview just came out!
Person 2: I know, I saw it! Did you see how much Monfer was in there???
by carcar2110 December 31, 2010
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mung monger

Jim gets the best mung in south seattle, he's definately my favorite mung monger.
by Mister Bukkake September 15, 2006
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