Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie

“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !

by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021

MONTE RIMJ0B

A setup invoked by THE CHAINSMOKERS PARIS.

Look ANAL ALAN you might as well TAKE DICK instead of "asking for money for your MONTE RIMJ0B as you asked the wrong person , "as you kept RIMMING his ASSH0LE forgetting about that LITTLE DICK you sucked awhile ago at the time they were advertising "KENT" CIGARETTES and he really made a big stink as he got in his CAR LOW spreading all over to MGM RESORTS INTERNATIONALto JAMES THE BELL BOY who was much obliged to PISS IN YOUR MOUTH and your DRINKING PISS BIG TIME that night straight from THE TAP AND EATING HIS SIZABLE B0WEL MOVEMENT while he climbed into the shower and JAMES THE BELLBOY cleansed himself of your JEWISH PEDOPHILE LIPS so you became MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER at the FIESTA HENDERSON now closed as your DR. JAFFE PEDIATRICIAN said you are on VIDEO and that STATIONS has been compromised by a known PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN who is a walking DEUTSCHE BANK to the CHAGRIN of any CAIN BITCH that is another TINKER KINDLE BUMBLE WOLF.

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022

monte vista middle school

middle school that mostly sucks. i dunno im in it casue im dumb.

"what school do you go to?" " I go to monte vista middle school"

by the studen that sucks May 9, 2022

monte gents

sandton boys have relocated and have become scarier. if you have a hun she's not yours, she is getting chowed by the chipmunks statues, monte gents are luh twizzys who gather in groups of 5+ and are told to come and pose for music videos.

yoh did you hear? that hun is getting passed like a choef at white jols by these monte gents

be careful! monte gents bite

by indianhun111 June 18, 2022

Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

by jaboigin October 29, 2018

Da'Monte

Da'Monte is the best boyfriend he is a brave and horny and funny and crazy if you see Da'Monte just knows girls it's your chance

girl 1: Last night Da'Monte give it to me

girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night

girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll

by Da'Monte February 6, 2018

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003