Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

Manimony

An allowance paid to a man by that person's former wife for maintenance, granted by a court upon a legal separation or a divorce.

After 28 years of financially supporting her husband, she found that a divorce court awarded her nothing, and awarded him manimony.

by Sweet~n~Simple April 2, 2009

Monmouth, Maine

A small town in the middle of absolutely nowhere located between Lewiston and Augusta. Everyone living here is either a 15 year old redneck who thinks their 40, or veterans from the Revolutionary War. The only thing to do here is smoke weed at the beach. Theirs absolutely NO business, if you live here you probably go to Lewiston/Auburn or Augusta to get out of this shit hole.

Monmouth Resident: " Well imma stack wood den head to the shop to work on my 17 shit cars that will never work along with my 675465 inbred brothers."

Normal Person Living in Monmouth: "Give me a gun, anything to get me out of Monmouth, Maine."

by kidfok86 March 23, 2011

monion

Collective noun for a group of onions. Usually used to describe a large amount of onions

Wow, he's bought a monion of onions from the shop today!

by InvivnI July 11, 2010

Monitor Tan

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson

1. Has Matt left his house atall this month?

2. No hes on CSS topping up his monitor tan

by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010

Sober Monitor

someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink

Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.

by ginger125 September 19, 2016

minimosher

Usually minimoshers are below the height of 5ft and wear hoodies that go past their knees. These hoodies are usually Slipknot, Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park. Usually seen walking around with their parents, this could be safety precautions seeming as the minimosher may trip over their baggy jeans that are also too big. Nothing much varies outside this stereotype, though some like to skateboard and others look like Fred Durst clones.

'Awww how cute, a minimosher with SATAN written on his forehead.'
'Where?'
'Look down.'

by Chazzle January 18, 2004