On the mong

To be in a state of such utter unawareness toward social norms that one could be mistaken for a (mongoloid).

Person 1: Wow ,Charlie and Denise just farted, turned to each other, and screamed beep beep during the christening.
Person 2: Yea... They're definitely on the mong.

by MisterBisquits96 June 25, 2019

Mong

Phrase used by the police to describe a criminal type who is often drug dependant, intoxicated, unemployable, lacks common sense and dignity, unwashed, wears Burberry clothing, white baseball cap, wears a tracksuit to court, wears pyjamas to walk down the street, talks in a whiney voice.

Stupid Mongs. If they were bright we wouldn't catch them

by Tapir Envy May 29, 2018

Mong

Peace loving peopl. Freedom lover. Kind and caring. Just and fair. Mong people can be found in China, Thailand, Laos, Myamar, Vietnam, Canada, USA, France, French Guyana,Australia, Germany nad Argentina. Their current popualtion is estimate to be about 8 million world wide.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

Monged

something that has been grossly violated.

You monged my pencil!!

by Zini October 18, 2003

Mong

A person lacking is physical attractiveness - short for mongral (usual portrayed as a dirty scruffy dog)

That bird is a right mong

by Dan aka mr skin up June 22, 2008

Mong

To do a mong, verb, intransitive.
The use of this is popular to describe the actions of geeky wannabe IT technicians and their lackeys, and has nothing to do with people with Down's Syndrome.
The noun is also used to describe someone who mongs frequently and is thus a mong.

I monged like Timmy. I am a mong therefore.

by Ficktwat September 22, 2006

Mong

'Mong' or 'Mong Out;'
Being lean to a state where sleep is imminent. Eyes are closin fast.

'Put a film on so I can Mong out.'
'I'm monging.'

also, conk out, wrong out and zonk out

by devine_dj August 18, 2003