When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
Get the Scrote Moatmug. by Sick my big black willy March 12, 2018
Get the Moatmug. by Kylesnotinvited2 August 31, 2018
Get the The Moatmug. A word my little sister says because she can't speak great she says that word for remote also this could just mean you're really bored and looking through urban dictionary because you don't know what the fuck to do
by Supupdog January 28, 2019
Get the Mah-moatmug. by Alexmoreno August 23, 2018
Get the Atticus Moatsmug. Receiving ejaculate from another person's genitals, into the mouth, and held in the back the throat before swallowing.
Dude... Gretchen gave me the best blowjob of my life yesterday. My dick was so deep, it felt so incredible, and seeing her gorgeous face filled with my rock hard cock as she looked me in the eyes... I could tell she wanted to swallow my load. It was so hot, it only took 30 seconds or so. I couldn't believe it. When I backed away, she opened mouth and saw the biggest throat moat ever created.
by Timberlund October 11, 2025
Get the Throat Moatmug. by CocaineClownPosse July 8, 2024
Get the Meat Moatmug.