Maidmer

Like a mermaid, a MAIDMER is also a half-fish, half-human female. Traditionally a Mermaid has a beautiful face and a fish like body, however a MAIDMER is the opposite, having a fish like face and a beautiful body.

A Maidmer is an ugly Woman who has attempted to compensate for her unfortunate face by having a beautiful body.

by Lee W. April 8, 2007

Maid of the mist

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.

"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

by Fill Collins August 4, 2018

iron maiden

Arguably the most influential heavy band of all time. Not only are they hands down the most musically talented metal band, they have also harnessed the power of evil will thrashing guitar riffs and explosive lyrics of folklore and true historical events. Anyone who slanders Iron Maiden is an immediate threat to the immortal Gods of Metal. Your days are numbered, and the time will undoubtedly come when Eddie will seek reparations by impaling your soul in a true iron maiden. The forces of evil do not tolerate douche bags who villify the fathers of contemporary metal. Claim allegiance to Iron Maiden or perish in a whirlind of hellish fire. Resistance will only exacerbate the wrath of the almighty one. Hail Eddie, the surveyor of all evil, and executer of flamers who know nothing about heavy metal!

Long live Iron Maiden, Eddie, booze, big 80's chugs and anything cool. Judgement day is near for all tools who don't listen to Iron Maiden!

by Eddie's Keeper May 30, 2005

moidah

New York pronunciation of "murder".

"You 'eard dat Tommy got tree years fo' moidah?"

by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 17, 2003

Maida

A wonderful girl, really pretty, and so kind. A Maida is always there for you, no matter what. She’s super, super smart. Her kindness, modestly, and beauty make her stand out. She is the ultimate friend/ S/O.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the new girl?
Girl 2: She’s hot. She must me a Maida.

Girl 1: I know, right?

by yesimweirdlol October 27, 2020

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 20, 2010

sissy maid

A sissified boy or man willing to work as a kitchen maid, laundry mail, scullery maid, woman's maid or housemaid. Often submissive in nature, a sissy maid may easily be convinced to wear a dress or maid's uniform in which to perform "her" sissy duties.

When she discovered how subservient he was, she gave him a long list of daily, weekly and monthly chores to perform. He became her sissy maid, and she rewarded his slavish devotion. She allowed him to slowly earn a proper maid's outfit complete with frilly underthings and a pretty pinafore apron in which to experience the drudgery of never-ending housework.

by Garielle July 9, 2006