Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.

Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?

by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010

Mitya

The serious man in black. Brutality is his second name. Be careful if you don't want to know every quote of Nietzsche. But although he is the sweeties boy with the biggest heart (:

Everyone loves Mitya.

by _Alt_ May 17, 2017

mittas

someone who has exceeded the limit of gayness that surpasses gayness itself. Even the gaylord himself, madarakis, is afraid of him.

It is also a defect of the brain. Symptoms may include : dangerously gayness, clumsiness, single digit iq levels, ugliness ( seriously unattractive) etc

Dude i think u have mittas, u should go check it or it might evolve to madarakis

by surprisebutsex69 May 12, 2021

Mitali

A one in a trillion kind girl, who normally don't like pets, especially dogs but still refers to people who are close to her as Dogs. She's fun to be around plus she has a hilariously funny way of laughing which gets you laughing even more, ha-ha-ha-ha. She's dramatic, funny, dangerous but beautiful and hot. She's a cute little sloth bear with a heart warming smile. She's irresistible, in a good way of course. She's understanding, smort and mature, but also she's a kind who can dump you for a chocolate.
If you've her, you're damn lucky...

Unlucky guy : I've money, car, bungalow what do you have?

Lucky Me : Huh, I've Mitali.

by 123mictestbabytobaby November 25, 2021

The Mittani

Leader of the Goonswarm Federation and Clusterf*ck Coalition in EVE Online. Also runs a news webpage about the game.

Cited by many as a cyberbully and sperglord.

Also cited as a tyrannical but effective leader.

1) Did you see The Mittani's latest article? Man that guy is such a sperglord, he needs to calm down with the blow!
2) Holy crap I made fun of Mittani's haircut. He's sent 50 catalyst spaceships to harass me now.

by Anthix September 4, 2014

Mitrapus

1. A creature resembling a human and an octopus; it has a human head and an octopus torso. The human head is covered in thick, wiry hair that is usually pulled back into a bun. It is a story used to scare children, and was created by a freak accident involving a 7th grader and a science classroom. It primarily dwells in water, although it is quite fast on land. It generally lives on the east coast of the United States of America. Its diet consists of barbecued children between the ages of 5 and 20. It has traps set up around the world to catch said children. These traps work only on the targeted children. There is only one known to exist. It usually targets children who haven't tidied up their rooms, because it is a natural neat freak and will often kill adults who eat messily, only out of rage.

2. A popular dance, similar to the Hawaiian "wave".

Tara: Someone help! I'm in a Mitrapus trap!
Alice: I would help you but I'm 8.
Tara: Get me an adult!
Alice: No sorry too busy gathering scientific evidence of its existence.
Tara: Please?
Alice: Imma instagram this *takes picture and leaves*
Tara: *sobs*

by SwampsofSlobber February 28, 2013

Beijing Bar Mitzvah

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.

Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.

by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008