Mercedes Mistress 

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

Mercedes Mistress by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

MistressMage 

A n00b.
Synonymous with "One-Hitter-Quitter"
Hits and runs because they know they'll die.

ZomgawdIR1337: OMG!!1212 HE JUST DID A MISTRESSMAGE!
D00dWif1337Gear: YOU MEANZ0RZ HE HIT AND RAN AWAY...THEN DIED?

MistressMage by Notaonehitterquitter February 16, 2009

Wank Mistress 

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

Wank Mistress by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009

mistress 

a women who has a foot slave and allows him to worship her feet, ie kissing each toe, licking her soles, eating her toejam

mistress gemma wanted to punish her foot slave so took off her boots and smothered his with her sweaty soles, the slave was in heaven, she even then made him masturbate over her smelly socks

mistress by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005

mistress material 

the total oppisite of wifey material. doesnt have a hubby, but fucks alot of other womens hubbys.

Married Buisness Man::(staring at the new secretaries ass.) That broad is mistress material, oh yes.

mistress material by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.

I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.

Mistress Night by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010

Mistress 

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress, simple.

A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.

Mistress by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019