Q: Hey man, where'd you get this delicious apple turnover?
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!
by devilashe June 9, 2014
Get the Misconstrudel mug.Dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against dogs, hounds, pups, or other canines. Misdogyny is a primary cause of discrimination and stereotyping against man's best friend.
"Wow! Sharon's mother really hates dogs!"
"She's not the only one, Claire. The amount of misdogyny in this town has only grown since Mr. Calhoun's incident with that pit bull."
"She's not the only one, Claire. The amount of misdogyny in this town has only grown since Mr. Calhoun's incident with that pit bull."
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by Roy-Z November 15, 2007
Get the missourable mug.This term refers to an act whereby a young lady circumvents the loss of her viginity by practicing anal instead of vaginal intercourse. Its namesake refers to the compromise of 1820, whereby Missouri was excluded from inclusion as free state, even though it was above the Mason-Dixon line. Similarly, When a young lady finally is subject to vaginal intercourse, it is known as bleeding Kansas, which refers to the after effects of the Kansas-Nebraska act of 1854 which revoked the Missouri Compromise.
Frank's girlfriend wanted to keep her flower intact but frank needed release. Because her braces cut him too badly, they had to go with the Missouri compromise.
by Ricochet Jones August 19, 2006
Get the missouri compromise mug.When it snows and miss a connection on a Delta flight by 10 min., they will administer the Missoula Reroute. They'll first suggest that you fly the entire next day with three or more connections, most of which you will probably end up missing, and arrive at your final destination at around midnight. After a lengthy argument, they will figure out that there is indeed a better option that will get you within driving distance of your destination in just a few hours. This will ultimately end up sending you on a treacherous journey through snow-covered roads with elk and deer jumping out after every turn. It ends up being about as pleasant as being plowed from behind, something they don't do to the roads in Idaho or Montana.
When administering a Missoula Reroute, say: "I'm sorry, it's snowing outsite. I'm going to have to fuck you in the ass."
by DeltaSucks December 25, 2010
Get the Missoula Reroute mug.A math teacher that coaches baseball, who talks very loudly (almost screams.) Gets off topic very easily. Knows drama more than students and reenacts fights infront of class. Favorite number is 13. Makes up own hand signals. Best teacher ever!
by firstperiodbdale2012 October 26, 2011
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Dude 1: I'm going to "northwest missouri state" next year Dude 2: where is that?
Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.
Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.
by Adam Wilton May 12, 2006
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