Whilst in Miami, you call a hooker. The hooker meets with you, brings a crack rock, and while she's on her knees going to town on your D, right before you bust, take a big fat hit off the crack rock.
"Man, that hoochie hooker Mercedes gave me a rockin' Miami Blast last night."
"Whats A Miami Blast?"
"Man, you haven't had a bj til you've had the Miami Blast."
"Whats A Miami Blast?"
"Man, you haven't had a bj til you've had the Miami Blast."
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One of the coolest people you will ever meet in your life... Like ever.
A girl who has her own taste and style, very original/unique.
The sexiest girl to walk the face of the earth.
A girl that all the guys want and all the girls want to be.
Also known as 'the shit', point blank period.
*Misa walks by*
Guy 1: Omg, dude. Misa is soo hot.
Guy 2: I know! I don't know why she's still single.
Guy 1: Me neither, I've been tryin' to get at her for the longest.
Misa's friend: It's by choice, guys. She's too good for y'all.
Both guys: Damn..
Guy 1: Omg, dude. Misa is soo hot.
Guy 2: I know! I don't know why she's still single.
Guy 1: Me neither, I've been tryin' to get at her for the longest.
Misa's friend: It's by choice, guys. She's too good for y'all.
Both guys: Damn..
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