when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.
by dave scicluna October 9, 2008
Get the joe miracle mug.The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...
Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.
Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.
Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.
Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010
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Full of womanly charms and hard to resist. At the very first glance, will look like the girl every man falls in love with.
The epitome of romance, full of compassion and empathy. Very intuitive, artistic, feminine, mystical and sensual. Has a natural sense of rhythm and grace in body movement that makes her fabulous and intoxicating in bed.
Full of womanly charms and hard to resist. At the very first glance, will look like the girl every man falls in love with.
The epitome of romance, full of compassion and empathy. Very intuitive, artistic, feminine, mystical and sensual. Has a natural sense of rhythm and grace in body movement that makes her fabulous and intoxicating in bed.
by d spence February 13, 2010
Get the Mira mug."There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.
"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"
"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"
"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"
by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008
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She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.
by KPinOH September 14, 2006
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Get the miracle whip drips mug.Miracle is everything good a man wants a great lover, one who thinks deep, Miracle's wants love,they want to be loved and be happy but they don't know how to go for what they really want.Miracle will a good mother and wife, they want to have fun and they love food and like to travel. Miracle is smart and beautiful.
by mi otra mitad● February 3, 2020
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