manfunction

An unexpected event involving a piece of equipment being operated by a man when the man refuses to admit causing the event.

After I drank eight beers, the car manfunctioned and hit the light pole.

by swat0127 August 3, 2012

costume malfunction

When that cheap rubber band or the staples that hold the rubber band in place on your Halloween mask break.

OMG! Everyone at the party thought I was George Bush until my mask came off.

by Ghost of Halloween past October 31, 2004

PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.

Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.

Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?

Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

by Sir Julio November 14, 2010

Mustard Malfunction

An action in which one is eating a delicious sandwich with mustard overflowing from the sides, becomes sloppy and leans over the keyboard. Mustard then drips on to the keyboard and, while trying desperately to wipe it off, one will press too many keys and freeze the computer.

"I was talking with Sandy on msn last night while eating a sandwich, and I totally did a mustard malfunction!"

by Lady of the... March 8, 2009

Costume Malfunction

An embarassing exposure that can be blamed on clothing.

No, Janet didn't flash the world on purpose. That was a costume malfunction.

OR

Oh, my fly's down? What a costume malfunction.

by Rachel February 3, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

An excuse to show off one's newly acquired nipple piercing.

During the Superbowl, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson staged a wardrobe malfunction to promote the latest fashion trend for young women.

by Amanda September 11, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.

I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005