Mikey

Mikey is a savage,gangsat, and good at sports.He will cross your ankles.He good at 2k and madden.This nigga smh

Jahir:Oh shit my ankles are broken
Mikey:Thats right nigga I'm savage

by Big Dxddy March 18, 2017

Mikey

Mikey can be used in a variety of ways.
This word is derived from the 'buckys' of Grandville. Also known as the buckets of Grandville or simply known as the crackheads on the block.
The reason the word or name 'Mikey' is substituted for the word bucket, crackhead or simply bucky is because a large population of the crackheads birth given names are Mikey.
Mikey is also used as a Noun for crackheads in the Grandville area in Hamilton, ON.
It can also be used as an adjective.

Used as a Noun: "Yo. That Mikey over there trippin'. We aint made a sale from him in a minute."

Used as an Adjective: "You being a fuckin' Mikey right now."

Another Adjective: "I'm Mikeying the fuck OUT off this weed mane. This shit is crazy."

by Mikey Mikester January 5, 2011

Mikey

A dude who is all talk and thinks he's a bamf and always right but isn't.

"My friend was telling me this insane story about how he got in trouble with the cops and then his sister later informed me all it was was a parking ticket"
"Dude that sounds like something Mikey would do!"

by sharona ohmeohmy August 21, 2009

mikey

has a stupid little red car, who thinks hes a badass who gets hard nipples a lot and usually has a tiny penis.

Girl: where's it at?

Mikey: heres a microscope.

by if you seek amy March 18, 2009

Mikey

Some lame ass being a holdout who's always dry never packs it mooches and always is broke.

Your sitting in your circle passing it around and there is always that one guy, the guy that gets it's and doesn't refill it, that guy is the Mikey aka Mikey Holdout.

by SensiStar420 June 30, 2009

Mikey

To be retarded, have red hair and smell like fish.

Mikey's hair is orange, therefore he is a ranga

by FELICIA ^^ December 15, 2008

Mikey

Some scruffy guy you always thought was a pedo but deep down he was just perv.

Damn you know that guy Mikey he looks like a pedophile but he actually isn't, can you believe it.

by Mommyfuckmybumbum April 20, 2021