Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Dick magget

When a man is so drunk he'll go for the nastiest and only hole that's around

My friend was so drunk last night you should see the dick Magget he ended up with

by Psreid May 28, 2017

illegal midget

Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged

Is Ash a midget?
No she’s too tall for that. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

Sailor midget

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.

Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.

by psully April 22, 2019

midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

Migger

Word to describe a "Mig" Fighter aircraft or its pilot. Mainly used to describe the MIG21 but commonly found to desribe the MIG29 and MIG19.

that mig29 is such a migger

-some manpad guy in syria

by tr1angles April 9, 2023

Midget Hunting Season

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.

My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::

by Koala Beer November 6, 2004