mider

To annoy or irritate usually through excessive talking but always through being a nuisance. (Liverpool, England)

Quite midering me will ya I'm trying to concentrate.

by Ossian April 10, 2004

McDean

McDean is the ship name for John Paul McQueen and Craig Dean from Hollyoaks.

I watched Hollyoaks a while back and the McDean love was strong.

by Tamara-Louise December 9, 2008

Midas Touch

The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.

My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.

by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004

50M Midas Sword

The biggest flex in the entire world.

Me: You got a AOTJ yet?
You: NAH I GOT A 50M MIDAS SWORD COME AT ME!

by hmuLadiesForFun November 4, 2019

Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe

1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.

by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010

Midas punch

The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way.

The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calling.

by The Baltimore Foot Stomper September 8, 2005

Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard

There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"

by Tara and Rachel May 29, 2008