Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.
by Janus169917 October 22, 2008
I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?
American: Uh, what?
Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.
American: Uh, what?
Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.
by Metric Douche November 19, 2010
Seventeen. Why? Count for yourself the next time you have a metric buttload of anything; you'll see.
We had a metric buttload of people at the party last night, yo.
Just seventeen? Kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?
Just seventeen? Kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?
by Mightjo July 03, 2005
The Metric System is the punishment technique used in every country in the world except the United States for disobedient children in primary school. When a student behaves poorly, an instructor may use a meter stick to reprimand said student. In fact, the weapon wielded by instructors, the meter stick, is regulated by the IMSA (International Metric System Association).
Example of Metric System in use:
Instructor: You failed your test, Thomas
Thomas: You failed to educate me.
Instructor: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME TOMMY!?! *pulls meter stick out of pocket and beats child
Instructor: You failed your test, Thomas
Thomas: You failed to educate me.
Instructor: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME TOMMY!?! *pulls meter stick out of pocket and beats child
by Distrukshun March 24, 2019
über (meaning really) metric (meaning cool). Originated by two study groups of River School that were about to go on the radio. They decided to create interesting words that would either give the impression to the general audience that they were extraordinarily smart or just a few dumb fucks. Now, nation wide, people are using über metric whenever they go in front of a public audience (ie. school intercom, radio, telivision, MC of a concert)
by emma yip May 06, 2006
by Schwebb July 01, 2008