methylphenidate

the non vox populii name for Ritalin

teacher: does anyone know what the common name for methylphenidate is?

student: i think it's Ritalin

by Sexydimma December 28, 2013

Methylfentylated

A state of acute intoxication, induced by rapid concurrent dosing of methamphetaine, and its star crossed chemical soulmate, Fentanyl, or any of its blissful seductive analogues . Easily identifiable by Nick drooling and blankly staring at the wall with intensity burning in his eyes like map gas.

Hank had a great time last night, though this morning It became clear that he was extremely methylfentylated when we found that he had passed out with dick in hand, masturbating furiously while crouched down in the closet.

by TurboSloMoTurtle May 20, 2017

methyleyetis

When you have meth on your finger and accidently touch your eye.

she rubbed her eye so much she ended up with methyleyetis.

by fukupayme47 October 20, 2017

methlaham

The feeling a person has on large amounts of crystal meth.

Welcome to methlaham friend...

by The real A damn and Eve January 11, 2018

methzybel

Methzybel is a sweet and lovely person. She loves puppies and is cute and is clam and makes persons laugh and is a fun person to hang out with. She is not mean and loves to go on long rides. She likes to cuddle.

Methzybel is so beautiful

by Itz.unknown May 21, 2018

meTHy

messy but with a lisp

“wow martha is alwath thtarting drama, what a methy bitch”

by fabulousyasmin May 7, 2018

Methy

When you do crystal meth the night before and come to ER in the morning feeling anxious.

I did crystal meth at a party last night for the first time and I woke up feeling methy.

by ERnurse. February 23, 2018