fat-mess

a big fat person who is ugly and has a neck like a pack of sausages

get a grip you fat mess

by walshy December 18, 2004

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talkin' mess

to speak offensively or maliciously behind someone's back

That girl was talkin' mess like crazy on MySpace yesterday.

by dylan-o November 14, 2006

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glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.

Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.

by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005

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hanging mess

Hanging mess is a way to describe someone who looks very ugly. This term is usually used in South Wales, Merthyr Tydfil. It can also be used to describe what you look like with a hangover.

Pretty Girl: (looks at an ugly girl and says) That girl is a hanging mess.

After a hangover...
Boy: How are you?
Boy2: I'm a hanging mess

by Essexisme January 06, 2012

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Mess U

A fictional college that you say are enrolled in when you get really drunk. Usually said the day after a big night of drinking. The drunker you were the previous night the higher you go on the totem pole.

Bro 1: I was hammered last night, I made honor roll at Mess U.

Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.

by Joe Tillywinks July 10, 2009

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