mertcan

A boy whose eyes will have you breathless. He's known for his big heart of which he still has to find out how to use it.

wow look at mertcan

by Ade Lina May 2, 2018

mertay

Mertay is one of the beautiful man in the universe. He helps you for all your problems and are the best lovers in the history.

He has a cute smile.

They are just perfect, dont let a Mertay go.
Mertay's have big dicks.

A: "I want him now."
B: "shut up he's mine, bitch."
C:"oh, no. Mertay is only for me."

by cloe12345 January 5, 2017

Mertan

Used to describe the most trustworthy beautiful man in the world. Stands for goldnes,Hope, understanding, responsebility and fun. In a world full of liers and traitors this kind of person ist admireable and rare.

So girls: find yourselves a Mertan and marry him, make some children and enjoy life

by Unknownuser27 December 30, 2016

MertiePoo

The coolest dumbass you can find. He will say the most stupid stuff and thinks he's the coolest person even though he is actually the last person people want to hang out with. He is secretly great in bed with your mom but calls himself a virgin. He has ligma and gave it to everyone at the school. He spent his life doing nothing but playing games.

Stupid little girl: OMG! Is that a MertiePoo, ewwwww.
Mega Chad: He probably slept with your mom :)

by MertieCock May 14, 2021

mertilize

to annihilate

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.

by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

Merthyr Tumbleweed

A plastic carrier bag, usually from Kwik Save, which can be found blowing around the valleys of South Wales on a windy day.

Dai, is that a Merthyr Tumbleweed blowing around the pub car park?

by Lingoooo October 27, 2007

Merthot

Thots who like to frolic in the water during warm weather and think they are mermaids, but really are basic bitches. -bjjjgeg

Look at those merthots

by Britaniax1495 June 17, 2016