Merp

Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time

Guy: hey baby

Girl: merp

Guy: you’re so cutee

Merp by Thrash64455999888 May 22, 2018

Merp

A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.

person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp

Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?

Merp by OG Guru May 31, 2018

Merp

Merp is just,merp.

Merpidy merp my mans.

Merp by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 2, 2018

Merp

Merp can be used as a yes ,no,or maybe,depending on the tone.It can be used to avoid answering too.

Person1:did you get my text?
Person2:(merp)

Merp by Stb 345 November 22, 2018

Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!

Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!

Merp by Nerp February 28, 2019

Merp

A word said for no reason, and most commonly used from 2000-2013. This was described as cringy and sad for a lot of reasons. Luckily, it is no longer in use.

Jake: Hey man! What's up?
Ryan: Oh you know, just the regular merp.

Merp by NasaGal March 6, 2019

merp

merp is a term used in any situation where u don’t know what to say. it can express sadness, happiness, excitement but it mostly used is awkward situations. the outbreak of the word merp at mhs (moncton high school) was started by the one and only Emma-Jane Tilly Ward queen of merp herself

merp!

merp:/

merp:(
merp

merp by bbmerpjr July 24, 2019