Merge()

We're married in my head

How would you like to merge() with me?

by 931MyLove July 19, 2024

dimensional merge

When all universes collide into each other, causing all fictional characters and every version of ourselves coming into the primary dimension. This prophecy was stated by Cristian Weston Chandler.

Guy1: Help! Help! The dimensional merge is happening!!!

Believer: For we shall begin reconstruction of this world. You, the jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh, and all who never proclaimed their love to Chris Chan, shall be forever girlfriend-free boys.

Guy2:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by True Street Wigga January 28, 2024

dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.

OK, who dutch merged master?

by djmci December 18, 2012

Merge Mansion

n. A point and tap mystery mobile game published by Metacore Games. Despite it’s lackluster gameplay, the lore is too hot to handle. It’s gained a cult following on social media, with users waking up their gfs and delving deep into Granny’s past.

Netflix is foaming at the mouth waiting for the secrets to be revealed. Only then will Merge Mansion get a series.

by zl_CHANNERZ_lz September 25, 2022

turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020

mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.

I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.

by solarecreator July 29, 2014

Merge Virg

An inexperienced driver, often inexperienced on big roads or cities. Usually risks peoples safety without even realizing it.

“Oh yeah, he’s a merge virg. He’s always driven in the country.”

“YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”

by Blue Jay November 12, 2023