hey mamas

sapnap’s favourite line

someone: ‘hey mamas’
everyone else: pack it up sapnap

/j

by devonwastaken October 23, 2020

measuremental

pertaining to measurement

he made a measuremental error whislt calculating the area of his house

by jadeclouds December 29, 2007

Megasequin

An alternative unit of measurement wherein a sparkly glittery sequin, most likely found on a figure skater/hipster, can be used to describe distance or awesomeness.

The formula for conversion follows:

10^6 sequins = 1 megasequin

10^-6 sequins = 1 microsequin

*a sequin is one unit of fabulousness/length

Kim and Brent combine raw power with grace and artistry in a sport where success or failure is measured in microsequins.

Though 30,000,000 megasequins apart, you are still close to my heart!

The band was about 42 megasequins better than the opening act.

by skaterbabe December 4, 2010

Measured compliment

A vague and insincere compliment used to be polite in a case of something awful, i.e. a terrible play, song, art piece, et cetera.

Man 1: "Oh, what a joy. By the way, the sound...is great."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."

by Bros Grimm November 1, 2017

megaslurp

Megaslurp- When you're nearly finished with a drink and you slurp the rest of the drink and it makes a funny noise

After Me and the boys went to McDonald's, my boy finished off his Coke with a megaslurp before throwing it away

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020

mississippi measurement

The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.

The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."

by Mr. Bloodfart November 10, 2015

Lundie Measure

A Lundie Measure is an massive measure of grain based spirit such as gin or vodka. It is achieved by appearing to pour the spirit into a measure but ensuring that half the spirit is pouring straight into the glass. The excess is hidden by a mixer or ice.

Sally looks stressed, I’ll pour her a Lundie Measure.

by Piersyboy April 1, 2020