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Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.
On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.
by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020
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Meaty Calves

Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.
Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."
by MWOODZ June 18, 2018
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MEATY BONE

Wow,Keon has a meaty bone I can hardly walk today.
by cmoney68 October 18, 2008
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Meaty Heff

that birds a meaty heff

she was huge, a propa meaty heff
by HorHorOffical June 8, 2019
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Meaty Sword

She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.
by I Fish 247 February 20, 2009
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meaty snapper

A woman with thick labia and a huge pussyhole
Friend 1: how was your date last night
Friend 2: i fucked her but man Melissa had a meaty snapper
by kryptkicker5 March 28, 2016
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meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia
I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed
by Gas passer August 25, 2003
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