Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 17, 2004

mcgurk

A secretive term for jerking off or masturbating in the presence of one who is unaccepting that a man needs to bust a load himself once in a while.

Yo, let me get the laptop so i can mcgurk to nugget porn in the bathroom.

by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

McGurk

To be possessive, to keep all for one self.

Stop McGurkin the Blunt.
Hey don't McGurk the chips.

by Drew, Matt, Parker November 3, 2008

mcgurk

one who makes shit up to make his penis seem big when in fact he has nothing more than a 1 inch, shriveled up, POS that couldn't even please a 13 year old.

look at tom, he is mcgurkin to that teenager over there.

by hothotheat12 March 8, 2009

Mcguire

To be gayer then gay. The process of male on male penetration. To be very frail wristed. a person that should wear wrist guards

Did u see the movie broke back mountain that was so Mcguire.

Frank looked at steve in a very Mcguire manner.

did u see that guy kiss that other guy that was so Mcguire.

by salomon-skier91 January 16, 2009

tits mcgirk

midwest slang for the absolute best of the best

That new escalade is tits mcgirk. I damn near splooged looking at it.

by jUmB0 March 19, 2003

McGuire

One of several nuclear plants along the Catawba River. Folks associated with this plant have the power to shoot anybody they feel threatened by. The sheriffs office tells them it's okay to handle a problem with a gun that you should be handling with your two hands.

If you think McGuire Nuclear Station has that kind of power, you don't know the first thing about us.

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018