fagimus maximus

A person who towers of the levels of "douchebag" and "motherfucker" Extrememley conceded and full of themself

Night of many beam and cokes and stupid friends results to adam being a fagimus maximus

by J.R. Starr May 27, 2008

Albinus Maximus

Albinus maximus, is the Messiah of the religion Sylt!

They say he will return one day to see the fruits of his loins.

They say his puns are legendary!

All praise the one and only, Albinus Maximus!

by Doggii64 January 19, 2018

Pubius Maximus

The longest pube on your ball fro.

That bitch pulled my Pubius Maximus when I wasn't looking. It's gonna take another 3 months to grow out.

by Miggy Style March 14, 2011

Gluteus Maximus

booty (-muscles)

"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."

(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")

by Big Bap a.k.a. Tiny Tom May 16, 2018

Cuntus Maximus

A word commonly used by the Ancient Romans to simply inform someone that they are a cunt

Roman 1: I shall defeat you when we fight in the arena!
Roman 2: oh fuck off you Cuntus Maximus

by CuntusMaximus December 23, 2015

dufus maximus

a person who constantly does stupid, idiotic, rediculous shit!

you did that shit again... you're a fucking dufus maximus!!!

by Ms Lena August 30, 2006

gaseous maximus

the state of having an extreme amount of gas. uncontrollable and unbearable farting.

"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that plate of beans, I'm so gaseous maximus right now"

by Dan_e_o November 3, 2006