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Mathematics

A smarter way to express the word 'math'.
"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".
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Mathematics

A smart way to express the word 'math'.
"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".
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Mathematics

Legal form of torture in the shape of numbers and algebra.

Where you have to solve problems for a mean man or woman who already knows the answers.
It's as stupid as mathematics!
by Storms brain November 23, 2021
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Mapematician

Cartographer specialising in data analytics for interactive maps.
A map-nerd who prefixes words with geo.
See also mapematics.
I studied GIS at uni... spatial science. No, not special, spatial! You know, maths and data and maps. I'm a mapematician.
by The Mapematician February 13, 2023
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Mathematics

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.
Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
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Matematický seminář

Its a class where you ejaculate and beat your wiggle dinosaur under the table. The mathematical equations are soooooooooooo sexy. Its best to aim at the tablet because it is very hard to see the cum. The lessons are hard like my cock.
The teacher: Lukáši you are so good at matematický seminář
Lukáš: *beating his meat under the table* Thanks teacher
Tomáš: You are spraying it on me you dumbass monkey. Aim at the teacher
by Luk-kuk-puk-suk November 11, 2024
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Declarative Mathematics

Something Matthew Thomas made up to try to win an argument with his wife.

Not actually a real form of mathematics.
Infinity! The multiplication is implied because I used declarative mathematics.
by Shofarsong October 15, 2017
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