heroin mattress

Sitting on the floor shooting up then slowly sliding down on to the heroin mattress as you lose consciousness.

The floor in a crash pad or notorious junkies squat that many use as a bed after getting on.

Dave had a big taste tonight and he will be sleeping on the heroin mattress.

by Wimberley December 4, 2009

mattress actress

A prostitute; in particular one who will vocally and physically simulate orgasmic pleasure for her clients.

Jade, the coutesan, is renowned for being a high class mattress actress for those who can afford her services.

by fiery69 May 17, 2006

as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...

"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006

pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS

After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress

by Ed Jackson February 6, 2004

mattrick

Scoring 4 goals in a hockey game, usually celebrated by throwing floor matts onto the ice.

I thought the hatrick was enough, but no, he pulled the mattrick.

by Scott Uto April 9, 2007

Mattressing

When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.

Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!

by TheMattressGirl August 4, 2012

mattress back whore

A girl closely related to or one and the same as a "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" So ready for sex that she has a mattress strapped to her back at all times.

Rob's nickname for his girlfriend was either "Mattress Back Whore" or "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" though he rarely called her those names in public.

by xeno1 February 11, 2014